Gay sex prevents abortions. Suck a cock for Jesus.

True enough! A stick with a Y in it just under the trigger guard would be the ticket. Also just laughing at the idea that you smack the end of the staff on the ground to shoot.

Tape over the slide will impede the action cycling. Also needs a stendo and a switch, to up the DPS of course.

Read Galapagos by Kurt Vonnegut.

Cat sweat, that is moist.

Something something never buy a car from a mechanic.

Write, “Return to sender, no longer at this address.” On the envelope throw it back in the mail. You’ve done your due diligence.

Some would say his tastes are quite rich.

Brave.

“Beep boop boop bop.”

I really love this show. It’s excellently done, but it highlights a trend in our culture that I hate: metaphor is dead, allegory is on life support, and myth is meaningless.

Folks will binge this show, made by Apple none the less, and not see how any of it pertains to reality. It’s just a fun little “what if” romp. Not at all a work of fiction with some cold hard truths at the center of it. To most people it seems like fiction= completely fake and can’t have any bearing or commentary on people’s lived experience.

It’s all very tiring.

For real. I’ve seen people being dicks from every instance. I see far more .world peeps going into a frenzy because their world view was slightly critiqued than crazy tankie takes. Not saying those don’t happen, and fuck tankies, but there’s definitely more whining “fuck .ml” memes I see. It’s just jingoistic bullshit. This is the Internet, nothing you do here really matters. Get the fuck over yourselves.

Well played.

STICK ERS EN MINUTOS

Oh sweet summer child, how innocent. When someone is a multi-millionare/billionaire and they say they own nothing, just a quaint little bunker, they’re lying to you.

Same as my first word. Shit.

Motherfucker I hate money! The hell is wrong with you?

I’d say it’s a tone and context sorta thing.

A few years back it snowed in Seattle, which is uncommon. I saw a video where folks were having a snowball fight, as you do. A snowball entered the partially open window of a driver. The lady proceeded to Hop the curb, and drive up some embankments trying to hit people with her car.

For a fuckin snowball.

I’ll have to try that. Thanks!