I will never buy one of these out of principle.

If Nintendo is allowed to further erode game preservation and game ownership and the right to do what I want with my machine (as the sales imply), we will never own a game again.

Admire, if you will, the most optimized feline specimen yet.

Sounds just like our situation. Is the anxious cat young?

One day I’ll learn to walk straight, all else lost.

The rain disrupts the soil, the soul disrupted in turn.

A dispute between children strikes fear into all weary minds.

As my life flashes before me,

I suddenly love it.

Truer words have never been spoken. There is nothing better.

They matter to me when I go in there to pee.

Horse, if you didn’t devour cake, you’d still have leg.

Sometimes less is best.

If all is zero, nothing is.

My thoughts are musical

Melodies of bottomless emotion shape me.

Do not dawdle,

but do not become married

to work.

My mind slows, but the world hastens with every day.

And as the leaves fall, I am falling for them.

I am married to my preconceptions; everything else is scary.

And yet, with no pencil in hand, wisdom is espoused.

Seriously, this one was great. You should remember it always.

With practice makes… ah, yes, of course, more dead flowers.

Ack! I’m choking! Ack! I’m losing sight of the world!