LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zonecake to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoKnew there was a reason I liked itpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down111
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minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoBut there’s 4 items on the agenda.
minus-squareCevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoNever had a husband in the first place 🤷♀️
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·7 months agoWell, get one! Then leave him. You can’t half-ass these lists.
minus-squareCevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonedeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoHow to do this without my wife knowing… ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoDon’t hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let’s not get too woke in here, m’kay.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 months agoYou don’t have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?
minus-squarebuddascrayon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7 months agoThose usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔
minus-squareZiglin (it/they)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoRemoving witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.
But there’s 4 items on the agenda.
Never had a husband in the first place 🤷♀️
Well, get one! Then leave him. You can’t half-ass these lists.
How to do this without my wife knowing… ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
Don’t hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let’s not get too woke in here, m’kay.
You don’t have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?
Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔
Removing witchcraft from the agenda was the witchcraft.