I’m so rich I live below my means!

I’m so rich, my car runs on electricity

I am so rich, I know how real butter smells like.

I’m so rich, I can afford to maybe shop at mid-tier grocery stores comfortably like once every two months. :D

I’m just a few months away from net zero!

I’m so rich, I use a new Ziploc bag for each sandwich I pack. (yes I even use the brand name ones)

I’m so rich I don’t cook just doordash and eating out

I’m rich with friends, rich with experience, rich with money? Not so much

I’m so rich I didn’t know there was a cooking oil shortage or whatever.

I’m so rich I wipe my arse with baby wipes.

I’m so rich, after I took all the cans & bottles in for recycling, I had enough for a 6-pack…of CRAFT beer

I’m so rich that I’m considering buying plane tickets for my family of four!

I’m so rich, I can use real coffee grounds instead of instant!