After working in customer service for so many years: give me an actual carrion crawler rather than this please.

Adding this to my fap bank

I feel like she also has Trample.

this shit would be terrifying in fallout. you’d hear them from miles away, nagging their centaur mates, asking for the manager, and wondering aloud why the bloat flies from across town are allowed to suck on the carrion in their yard

This looks like something out of dungeon crawler Carl

The Cuntopede

(rolls intimidate) Let me speak to your manager!

Needs the caption “I’m a stay at home Mom!!!”