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minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 years agoGenetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
minus-squareVindictiveJudge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoAt best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoI’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
minus-squareRisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 years agoHonestly, yeah. My face would benefit from some obstructed viewing lmao
Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn’t even an inch long :( I’m 33, dammit
At best, i get Keanu’s beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.
I’m sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here’s hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!
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Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I’m so fucking sick of shaving.
Honestly, yeah. My face would benefit from some obstructed viewing lmao