These lot are so dependent on instant gratification that their tantrums after an embarrassing defeat are a sight to behold.

All the salty tears shed on Myles’ celebration and the whole “This is what Haaland meant btw” meme have all originated in the past couple of days.

Bernardo Silva who fouled and kicked Trossard when he was down really is the embodiment of this whole feeling of entitlement, which also reminds me of Rodri’s statement after the Away fixture in which he said we were only playing for a draw. They just act so hurt when an unlikely opposition sounds the bell signaling the end of their dominance.

Now they’re mocking us after the Newcastle defeat - proper childish behaviour if I’m honest.

When all else fails, they revert back to trophy logic. Because it’s dumb, lacks nuance and breaks down the whole “debate” to a numbers game.