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    1 year ago

    Earth’s first

    The 302 would like a word 😅

    That doesn’t count! It didn’t work!

    It did, for very short periods of time. And from that, we got the epic scene where they opened a window through a ship’s shield for a Death Star run shot at Anubis.

    Well the 303 worked!

    Sure, with a salvage hyperdrive from an Al’kesh. At least until that broke down and they had to upend an entire planet’s beliefs to get home. The original hyperdrive had the same problem as the one from the 302. And the working one came from the Asgard.

    Idk. I just couldn’t get over the captain doing his best James Carrey Kirk impression.


    Earth: Give us things!

    Asgard: lol no

    Earth: Give us things!

    Asgard: Give back the things you stole!

    Earth: sudo We saved your skinny butts from the Replicators! Give us thing!

    Asgard: Okay.


    Asgard: Aight imma head out. We’ll leave the light on for you.