To the tune of The Longest Johns Got no Beard

[chorus]

Ain’t got bars, ain’t got bars,

You can’t be a witch if you ain’t got bars!

Ain’t got bars, ain’t got bars,

You can’t be a witch if you ain’t got bars!

[verse]

I once met a hag in the woods alone

She was old an wizened, this ancient crone

Right beside her was her faithful cat (CUTE CAT!)

But the top of her head seemed awfully flat

She had eye of newt and wing of bat

But you can’t be a witch if you’ve got no hat!

[chorus]

Got no hat, you got no hat,

You can’t be a witch if you got no hat!

Got no hat, you got no hat,

You can’t be a witch if you’ve got no hat and you ain’t got bars