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There are multiple interpretations of the phrase “eating someone.”
Don’t be gross. Children go in the oven or the fridge.
The OP statement was “eating anyone,” but maybe that’s why they chose such an ambiguous phrasing.
Im not going to perform nonconsenting oral sex on an adult either! The rapeyness would ruin the meat! Thats why i have a chest freezer!
i really don’t like leftovers so i bought some goats
Thats valid, but i really should point out that meal prep isn’t leftovers.
If you pull sone restaurant tricks, where the meal is part done, or you have like a pasagna every night, it really is quite nice, and a great way to deal with a sudden large influx of meat.
oh dude you just reminded me i haven’t made tamales in like a season. problem is the local tamale abuelito is really nice, and he only charges two bucks a tamal. his aren’t quite as good as mine, but damn can’t beat that price.
Fuuuuuuuck i need tamales so bad. I dont go out in mornings unless im rushing to work, so i basically never get good tamales. It’s a problem. Ill trade you some of my intruder lasagnas (with a fry-bread frozen alongside) for some of your intruder tamales.
How many of those would seem reasonable for someone who wants to be left alone and involved a random stranger of unknown gender?
IDK - maybe do it so poorly they never want to come back?
Teeth go bite, bite, chew…
No because some of them will talk. Just let a few escapd fhe oven. Little ones, with fewer calories to them.
The people had the choice not to bother them and stay uneaten
woman living alone not bothering anyone??? have you met societies?
Yeah but you have to worry about prions when eating humans and cooking doesn’t work to neutralize that.
Much better to turn them into frogs to help with the restoration of the local ecosystems.
plus all the microplastics
Restoration of ecosystems. And snacking. Yes.
But a larger animal might be more efficient for snacks.
Clear typo. The cannibalism gives her paws. She goes feral and transforms into a fearsome beast.
Is it even cannibalism at that point?
No! That’s why it’s OK!
0 Kelvin is very cool
Commit what?
to the cause, lilith
Lets not talk about details of that on the internet. Just stock up on bleach.
Let’s say that hypothetically I know someone who wants to be eaten by witches…
to mean eaten or eaten?
Don’t eat trash
one witch’s trash is another witch’s drywall
please don’t eat random people, too much microplastics
When they said wicked, they meant wicked, not wicked.
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