LadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoThat's a planpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1289arrow-down12
arrow-up1287arrow-down1imageThat's a planpiefed.cdn.blahaj.zoneLadyButterfly she/her@piefed.blahaj.zone to Witchy Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square11linkfedilink
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoI’ll settle for 3am ominous text messages You: istg if I see your fucking cat shit in my back yard again I will blacken the sky over your back patio for a thousand years! Me: Shit, the cat got out again?
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoHow much of a nerd am I that my first thought is the neighbour better be really fucking precise if they want to blacken only the sky over your patio and not their yard.
I’ll settle for 3am ominous text messages
You: istg if I see your fucking cat shit in my back yard again I will blacken the sky over your back patio for a thousand years!
Me: Shit, the cat got out again?
How much of a nerd am I that my first thought is the neighbour better be really fucking precise if they want to blacken only the sky over your patio and not their yard.