• bizarroland@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’ll settle for 3am ominous text messages

    You: istg if I see your fucking cat shit in my back yard again I will blacken the sky over your back patio for a thousand years!

    Me: Shit, the cat got out again?

    • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      How much of a nerd am I that my first thought is the neighbour better be really fucking precise if they want to blacken only the sky over your patio and not their yard.