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I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.
I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.
Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
My parents said they would never get divorced.
Oi lad, shut up and eat yer coal!
Its lemmys way of telling you its time to touch some grass
I dunno man, I cant sleep in the back seat of a scooter.
Well, obviously.
Its not like they are gonna go “you know what, it can’t fall any further, lets just leave well enough alone.”
I still pine for that ham bone soup I drunk-made after Christmas that one times.
“Pair of ugly sneaker shoes? $10”
Under construction!
My bank still uses HTML tables in some parts of their website. Im sure its fine but it makes me cringe a bit whenever I see it.
I dont approve of his billionaire-helping policy, but I do approve of his billionaire-killing policy!
Skinning landlords to make tents for the homeless
My former bank launched a sub-bank that was 100% outsourced. App and website only, no branches, no ATM’S, no phone number, just some software and a card. I dumped them for a competent bank after 25 years with them
“What is up, my mammals?”
A playstation 1 game called Nightmare Creatures.