Hand the curse down to some other sucker

I tried really hard to get a named CloudFlare tunnel working with a domain name I registered (I share my personal home videos with a non technical family member in Italy) but couldn’t get it working no matter what I tried.

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

Same

This is a special chip, salt and vinegar flavour

Plot twist, undercover cop car, back doors don’t open from the inside. You just arrested yourself!

All computers are single board computers if you take out their guts and tape them to a board

Use 20L food safe buckets.

Millennials are killing the shitty supermarket plant industry

Minecraft injury noise

Mag dumped a .45 in an indoor shooting range with no hearing protection on.

I have actually never considered watching Plex’s free shows.

If I did see something I liked, I’d probably ‘acquire’ it and put it in my own library.

Gumbo without seafood is usually called jambalaya, although I might be deeply offending someone with such a flippant remark.

Jambalaya is so good, and it’s a great way to use up a bunch of leftover or home-frozen veg.

“Even Gaza?”

“Well, no.”

“So you’re antiemetic?”

“No, I…”

“Support genocide, got it.”

“Can I see your manager?”

“You’re assuming I’m not the manager because I’m black?”

“You’re not black.”

“That’s unbelievably racist.”

“Think I’ll just get a container to go.”

“Typical millennial killing the restaurant industry, and strangling the earth with plastic pollution as well.”

Security update. No network = no malware

As someone who until recently had a Ulefone 27T pro with a 10600 mAh battery (that’s not a typo) the weight gets real boring real fast. Mine weighed over half a kilo.

I still have it and I’ll use it for camping and travel because it will go 5 days on idle without a charge but I bought a different phone for EDC

I used to, but I learned to close my eyes and either meditate on my breath, or repeat a mantra in my head.

Now, waiting is an opportunity to calm my mind and quiet my brain.

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