BagOfHeavyStones

I have to do it just walking around the house. If I’m not in the room for a minute and suddenly appear my wife gets scared. I’m not intentionally quiet, but I walk gently most of the time. I’ve joked that I need to get a bell around my neck.

Have to wait until it’s on special then stock up :)

Hopefully PieFed will do that one day. In the mean time they combine comments from all posts with the same link, which is half way there.

Nice one :)

¼*⅓ chance of getting it right.

… Does that equal 1/7? My phone doesn’t have a shortcut for it.

“What day is it?”

If I’m alone I’ll just randomly ask myself now and then.

Gluteus overhang?

Needs painting again. It’s been ten years, and it’s weatherboard.

Costs money. And time.