When my best friend first moved in with me I had to teach her how to cook lol. When I was a teen my mom forced my brothers and me to cook dinner a few times a week which I’m really thankful for

Poop, I meant d10 :(

I love that the angel is a d8 lmao

Yuck. These fuckers just make up their own persecution to play the victim. It has never been better for Christians in the US than it is today. With how much the GOP is trying to break the church/state line we are well on our way to a theocracy

Coming from Pathfinder, I find 5e really simple and scoffed at the title but if you’ve never played before it’s a great point

This is what I’ve been thinking the whole time too. Absolutely love the game, but coming from Pathfinder I find 5e… lacking.

This is what gets me about conservatives trying to shit on Biden and expecting a rise out of us. Motherfuckers, we know he’s mid lmao. Better than the alternative though

Yeah wtf, cops in socal don’t typically even bother unless you’re doing 15 over. Must have been desperate to hit their ticket quota

They will poop and pee constantly in their area

TIL I’m a hedgehog.

Lmao for real though I had no idea how fragile they are! Some animals are really specialized to their very specific environment.

Lmao I mean I guess if you never washed it? I’ve never had that problem with my washcloths

I’m up to date on my COVID vaccine so I only wear a mask if I’m sick

I use Bitwarden!! It’s great cause I have a long complicated password to access the vault (my phone will do it by fingerprint though) but it’s the only password I need to actually memorize. Don’t know how someone can be secure without one nowadays, way too many services

I fucking loved the Themberchaud scenes and Chancellor Jarnathan. Honestly the entire movie sounded like an IRL game, I think that’s why I enjoyed it so much.

“Chancellor Jarnathan enters the chamber -”

“I GRAB JARNATHAN AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW”

"…Roll a grapple check. Goddamnit.

Lmao

Lemme.ee