Albeit I don’t know what the duck TikTok is. Just guessing.

I imagine all the clocks in their houses will just stop. Stop tick. Stop tock.

I never want kids. I don’t know how they’re going to take the news.

What are you talking about, nephew… ;)

Yep.

Say that in a flight simulator forum. ;)

Amed a small town on the north coast of Bali. Spent all day snorkeling the reef.

Why not both?

Are you a dolphin?

Usually season 2 or 3, but depending on the weather, sometimes it’s season 11. Or, if I’m feeling particularly salty, it’s seasoning.

Water isn’t wet though.

You mean the original original ones? Yeah… they were honestly really icky and rather bad for typing on at speed. I type normally at 150+ wpm and the response speed was lacking and only slowed me down. Cleaning them was… not really an option. Not unless you wanted to spend a lot of time painstakingly taking the keycaps/membrane off and carefully putting it back. I’m honestly surprised to hear that anyone would want to recreate that fucking abominable experience. masochists

How many licks to get to the center of a Ceres Pop?

And if you play it loud enough, you’ll get a free police escort!

I hear you. So to get rich, all I have to do is get a shovel and dig to the Earth’s core.

Millions of peaches?

Eternal was a recipe for stress for me. I enjoyed Doom 2016 much more, personally.

Boom Blocks - Wii - top of my list. Not because it’s a good game, but because my kids and I had uproarious hours spent playing it together.
Video game I have not yet figured out the name of. It came out in 1986(ish?) and it had a robot/cyborg in a kind of metroidvania level set. Macintosh.
Doom, the original. Scared the PISS out of me. Then I played it hardcore after that. Doom II came out and I set up LAN parties and opened up my nascent IT outsourcing business for those. Helldivers 2 - Honestly, I haven’t actually engaged with a game this hard for decades. Senua’s Sacrifice - This game helped me considerably, in understanding the people I love. Doom 2016 - What’s not to like. It’s perfect. Starcraft II - When it came out. Excellent weaving of story and gameplay. HI-FI Rush - Unexpected fun. Zork - I would have never expected this level of amazing story telling this many years ago.
I know I am short of 10, but I can’t think of anything else.

I’m a big fan of coaster studios on YouTube: https://youtube.com/@coasterstudios?si=LpMZjwPZjNfsTkdT

Small channel with a fun way to review parks and rides with a positive attitude and wonder.

Man, you remind me of a friend of mine.