Cylusthevirus

So there’s definitely a Zionist wing of the party. What’s gonna happen when they come into contact with the Nazi wing of the party?

That’s a referral to a series of specialists and probably an MRI or two at minimum. Cancer is a deeply shitty way to die, go talk to your doctor ASAP.

What a strange way to tell us that your sense of ideological purity is worth more than people’s actual lives.

Funny thing is, there’s literally a dungeon crawler themed cooking anime this season all about eating megadungeon monsters. It’s called Delicious in Dungeon.

My last game got cancelled because 2 players couldn’t manage to show up consistently and I am STILL upset about it. I showed up! I even brought snacks.

Now I think I’m going to have to either run one myself or go back to desperately searching for a decent group.

Tea. Just make tea. You’ve effectively ruled out almost everything else.

“Lots of Cunts” it is.

You’re not his type.

Hey now, they also pact with Fae, ancient outsiders, and even Celestials!

Off topic but I love that people still remember Space Ghost Coast to Coast.

Honestly it’s fine as long as everyone is in a similar power band. All you do is scale up encounter difficulty slightly by adding monster abilities or extra opponents. All power levels are relative to the campaign’s conditions, after all.

What sucks is when one person is vastly stronger than their peers and sees no problem with this. Those people never learned to share and should be shunned.

Imagine doing some elaborate deal with Raphael for the promise of greater power through understanding of infernal runes only to get this fucking translation done.

I would die laughing.

I found Astarion’s “Let’s go hurt someone” line so off-putting that I actively avoided him. My wife took a near instantaneous hatred of Shart (like, to a comical degree - I even explained the cult thing and she didn’t even care).

Oddly enough, we’re both like “Ok Lae’zel’s an asshole, but she seems pretty straightforward and not needlessly cruel.”

Actually I played my sorcerer this way and it’s hilarious.

There’s a real missed opportunity by Larian here where if you get up high enough and pass a DC30 perception check the skybox turns into a DM screen on one side and four nerds looking down at you from the other.

It is for me. We have assigned seating, huge comfy seats, and it’s just … a whole thing. Movies at home don’t compare for me.

Oh well that looks amazing. Will do!

There’s too many Christmas movies already is the thing. We’re already watching The Ref and sometimes Die Hard. Maybe Bad Santa if we’re feeling spicy.

Paladin massages would so next level it’s honestly hard to imagine.

Another image I can hear thanks to Bill Wurtz.