Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]

Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.

I dunno man is Prometheus a birb?

If yes than proceed with caution because he will mess your bowels up

Yeah, I’m sure it was women that ruined Mozilla and not the same capitalist enshittification that ruins everything.

Low effort, get good :)

Are you stupid?

I’m not going to poop on their bananas

YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY

ABOUT A LITTLE GUY THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING HE SEES IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM

INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

A valid concern, tankie, but did you stop to think that NORTH KOREA BAD?!?!

I bet you’ve never been hit with THAT little factoid, commie

Bingus bongus I want your shlongus

(It still worked)

What do you think of owls?

I’m 10 bots hiding in a trench coat

Capitalism

Wee woo wee woo

Lmao noooo I mean don’t invite the dog if someone has allergies

Hell yeah I would love that. As long as it was made sure that there was no one at the workplace who is allergic or scared of dogs or something

When has anyone ever sided with a ‘Karen’ for anything? Lmao

If I’m glue does that mean we’re stuck like this now?

Shit