But it says he gets free aeons, he can be just like Yuna

Being broke or screwed by exchange rates is also a valid reason.

And settings that, ten years after you get done with them and liked the whole thing based purely on the characters, make you go “wait, that was actually super racist and more than a little pedophilic”

Then you find out about the child abuse charges and some things start making more sense.

Or, my personal least favorite, actually interesting premise followed through on then absolutely ruined by horny weeb nonsense.

As a horny almost-weeb it’s the nonsense I’m mostly offended by, to be clear.

He’s really not going to like finding out what happens to people trying to get licensed with active warrants

I wonder if winged rhinos would kill each other more or less than land rhinos?

Either way, in absolute awe at the idea of your character walking along like an idiot and triggering the charge instinct of those units

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Sexually_Identify_as_an_Attack_Helicopter

Would unironically. Also might be a little “Don’t Write About the Torment Nexus”

Or a wig

So, just like a human teenager, there’s a difference between physical maturity, mental maturity, and the age their brain finishes developing?

Regardless, the threat to call their parents is still valid and players should absolutely do it if they have an elven teenager PC

Nah you’re just a bug chaser

Well this is RPG memes and 100 is when an elf is considered an adult in DnD so

That is how it works (legally and culturally)

Of course it’s also a medievalish world and they didn’t care that it ruined brain development. I guess you might argue that dwarves and elves would though, particularly since a brain damaged drunken youth is going to be a problem for a lot longer

Yes I do want more animal facts Buddy!

Gets lied to about animals

Oh, you’re the guy getting born every minute

The idea is you will own nothing

Because social maladjustment and terminally online are synonyms

I don’t think murder for convenience and self gain is a neutral trait even if you only do it as a sometimes treat

Only to the damned

It’s not a mistake native speakers would make unintentionally but I absolutely understand the ESL problems and, full disclosure, still have to remind myself about the rules for possessives.

It looks wrong and the system is wrong I will not apologize for or be bound by the failures of dead dudes

Some murderhobos are on NG+ and already know the attack patterns (statistics)

I’d call the Sword Coast more “Western Europe following the collapse of the Western Roman Empire if that happened a thousand years later than it did and it happened all at once because of magic and also it’s been 1800 years since then but for some reason no one’s centralized power beyond the city state level or improved military or magical technology and THEN an actual real God got killed and everything got fucked until it was decided that was dumb and a mistake let’s pretend it didn’t happen”

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Okay maybe the Wild West metaphor is simpler.