I do this, but I like to respond with a loud and sudden “WHAT” which is probably less funny and more obnoxious but it usually gets a laugh

Chromebooks are pretty cheap, and basically made for college students to take notes and watch youtube. You can dual boot linux on them pretty easy.

I’m gonna make my own (thing)! With blackjack! And hookers!.. In fact, forget the (thing)!

it can be used in so many contexts and the last line usually gets a laugh.

Disco Elysium

a gun that makes holes

not bullet holes

YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS D R O P L E T S FALL TO EARTH

definitely destiny but could also kinda work for Prey 2017