I often look in the mirror to see how great I look and this time I was eating chocolate

Sometimes it’s time to solve your problems. No I am kidding let’s watch another episode

It’s not about the food but about the time of enjoying the taste of it

I like big dishes in the morning. Like really salty, savoury and messy

I routinely wake up, smell an imaginary scent of a whole dinner (hallucinations) and proceed to eat it as first thing in the morning

My actually bingo is complete

From all the steaming platforms I like the Parasite TV the most and it isn’t about worms. Alright it’s called stremio

My mom is my main partner in crime, as a boomer she adjusts incredibly quickly when she hears free or dirt cheap lmao with only questions such as “will they catch us?”

No mom, they will never catch us

Are you stupid? You sleep on your Abacus?

I know, this is unforgivable slander. I crossed the line and I am sorry. How can I make amends?

Doesn’t work like that sister. If you lie on your side and put that thing where the neck is then your will stop feeling your arm and then whole hand and you will permanently lose it forever. I need that limb for some time yet

I find these shapes of pillow quite comfortable

Just admit it, you are a fricking Romulan

I am sure they are missing some important bones

No the trick is to stay fashionably sleep deprived to show your boss your dedication

Zelenskyy face it is called and I think Macron was first imitator

I get it, for entities with at least two tentacles and no spine it makes total sense but we humans need something that is actually soft and has the cold zones for your hands.

Moreover something that doesn’t make one side of the body paralyzed when lying on the side due to cutting off any and all blood circulation to one arm

Majority of tumblr nsfw seems like some kind of black and white artsy erotica made by touch starved girl nerds so what’s not safe about it

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I know you are all jelly

Sharing is letting someone download stuff from you. And I am not even sure if here you aren’t actually allowed to share privately to few people

Piracy was always defined as sharing and not downloading iirc

Where I am you can download whatever as long as you don’t share

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I think you can IP whitelist who can access it no? That should solve any problems

There is zero (0) chance of an attacker to know and then spoof address of your friend unless you have even bigger problems. Good filter should simply not respond to any packets making very existence of exploitable site undetectable.

I mean that there are these people that will steal stuff from your car backseats by breaking a window whether you are in the car or not

Car for me is nice as a form of travel vs public transport for this reason but it is not enough safe. Sure I can lock it up but still there’s still too thin barrier vs outside world.

I still look at my pepper gas location and check surroundings periodically or if the belongings aren’t super easy to catch

It’s great for transport though even if I need to look for parking spot super hard sometimes or get into a traffic jam