Or just bump it to six

My character is such a moron it’ll break your campaign

I cut a big hole in the back so I can shit through it though. Can’t stand the cold seat on my cheeks.

I’d be shitting in the neighbor’s toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I’m in their apartment in my underwear.

I love I Wanna Be The Guy and I love a DM that plays dirty and blindsides the players. If I die I die and I’ll just make a new character. I’m a good loser.

As a player I’m constantly trying to derail the game and take the story in an unforseen direction. As someone that’s looking for surprises and not trying to stay on the rails, I totally appreciate and applaud the idea of using mechanics I’m not familiar with. If I were that barbarian, I’d be very excited to have died like that.

Chuck Schuldiner. Greatest death metal vocalist to ever live.