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I love Satan. So much. He sure is cooler than that fucking cunt Jesus.
I love Satan. So much. He sure is cooler than that fucking cunt Jesus.
I don’t like driving…
I don’t need to drive
Owning a car is stupidly expensive. And its an expense I don’t need to pay.
Cars make people lazy and entitled and create divisions between them. When you’re driving you’re not around other people like you would be on public transit. They’re bothered.
People.would be okay by getting fucked to death with a splintery rake if apple charged $999.99 for it.
I mean. Every super Nintendo / Nintendo / n64 game ever is what, like, 16gb?
There’s thee things wrong with "please think of the children: 1. They’re not really asking 2. They don’t want you to think 3. It has nothing to do with the children.
I use bing for porn. Its great for porn.
This doesn’t feel accurate for some reason. Maybe because I’m on drugs.
I too suck at it.
If I am picking up on a vibe I don’t go all in. I point at the elephant and say: look, I think I see an elephant. Is it really there? My eyes play tricks in me sometimes, but I could swear you brought this elephant with you into the room.
Then they will say: yes, I did, or no, no elephant.
And then you carry on, with or without the elephant.
Train ai to I filtrate Google and kill sundar prichai.
It won’t help anyone’s bottom line but then at least sundar prichai would be dead.
I guess we cant all be enlightened enough to trust Facebook with everything.
I’m with you.
Local everything I possibly can.
I’m not sure what baehaw is. I don’t really)l care? So it if you want to or don’t.
Free bitter fruit rollup
Oh man. Ai can upscale DVDs.
Like. I can upscale anything. But damn.
Amen. Everything google touches turns to shit. Everything.
Do you people not even know that he has a van?
Schindler’s list. Yeah aliens. It’s like that. Go ahead and end us thx.
Wait what?
I run the Patton Oswalt subreddit for some reason. It’s been around for years and has dozens of posts. Dozens.
How do I take advantage of this?
Yeah. And we should be able to legally marry our printers too. I’m sick of the fact that nobody recognized my relationship with my printer even though we sleep together every night. In ever sense of that term.
They hate porn.