I, too, am on my first watch thru. Most of the way through season 8, and thanks to this, I’m concurrently watching season 1 of Atlantis. 5/7, would recommend.

Edit: ducking autocorrupt

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

“How can anybody eat at a time like this? The FlyingSquid is missing! Bush, SEARCH PARTY of three!”

Gotta be Dark Side -Alexia Evelyn right now.

Grant was special. I could write a novel just about him and his two younger brothers, and not make a single thing up.

One time, he proudly declared that we could drive over his head with a pickup truck, and all he needed was a throw pillow from the couch to avoid road burn.

Irish Spring to be exact! And i gotta say that first bite of pepperoni pizza afterwards was… pleasant. That’s when i learned about the lye content in soap.

I knew a guy that would dissolve gels inside his eyelid.

Ate a whole bar of soap in high school. I was in a military school, and it was an initiation/bet in a certain extracurricular group.

At practice one day, they asked if anyone wanted to earn $300. All the hands shot up.Then they asked if anyone wanted to eat soap. All hands drop. Then, they asked if anyone wanted to eat a bar of soap for $300. Me and one other dude raised our hands again. After practice we went back to the dorm of one of the group leaders where they laid out the rules: entry fee is $25. One bar of soap, cut into six pieces. The four smaller pieces are too be eaten in one bite, chewed minimum of ten times, and swallowed. The two bigger pieces had to be bitten in half, chewed, and swallowed. If you got all the soap down, you had to keep it down for 15 minutes. If you get this far, you keep all the entry fees of everyone that’s failed before you.

Guy before me taps out halfway through. I finish, and hold it down for the required 15 minutes, as the leaders get more and more agitated. After i win and they give me my money, I’m informed that I’ve just ruined the party they hold every year after the last major inspection is completed. Turns out, they’ve been running this scam for years as a way to grift money from younger members to fund their own shenanigans. I’m told that I’m not to return to practice the following day, as I’m not longer a member of the club.

Joined yearbook instead, and bought a lot of pizza for my friends that semester.

Same bar had a dude that would sing Disney princess songs every night. He never went home alone.

Shout out to Dante’s in Seattle!

Saw this irl once. Two dudes, totally tone-deaf decide to sing Aqualung by Jethro Tull…

…as a duet.

Fucking 343. That’s so on-brand it hurts.

Tankie llama, obviously.

Posted the same thing and saw your answer. Great minds, eh?

Family line. I did want kids for a while, but lacking a willing partner, and seeing the state of the world, that isn’t happening.

Now now, the Canadian govt has apologized for Brian Adams on several occasions. Also, fuck you, budday.

And that was a commentary on how every media company is changing shit to appease the new “modern audience,” and gaslighting people about it.

You get to pay for commercials.

“Set the tone!”

…basedbasedbasedbasedbased…

…meow.

“Seeing as you’ve already begun your community service by taking out a large sack of garbage, the court sees it fit to release you under your own recognizance.”