Dang, that’s crazy. Join me next week to see me react to another crazy video!

I use the SlayerWaspKC method.

Can’t go wrong here.

Needs gowron eyes.

That’s a lot of filet o’ fish wrappers.

I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.

You always left me satisfied.

Huh, she said the same thing…

A little bowlegged, but otherwise fit as a fiddle.

Nope. Came out of the womb at 37.

Anything Self-Help. They’re usually just a vehicle to sell more shit.

“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Also, if you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.”

St. George Carlin

I now have negative desire to read this.

My exact thought as well. It was mandatory in HS, and i just never got the hype. Holden Caufield is a whiny phony.

Hear hear! I remember when this cool new service called Xbox Live hit the market. I was stoked to play Halo 2 against anyone that wasn’t in my small hometown. It was fun for about a week, and then i started to realize that this is just the worst people, all shoved into a small space. And then, the pregame lobbies went the way of COD, and i slowly started to phase out of online gaming.

It’s why i emulate Sega and NES games these days. They’re finished, i can play games i never got to back in the day, and no squeakers reporting on last night’s coitus with me ma. I’m truly missing the “gaming experience.”

I’m called Fresh Cut Grass.

I, too, am on my first watch thru. Most of the way through season 8, and thanks to this, I’m concurrently watching season 1 of Atlantis. 5/7, would recommend.

Edit: ducking autocorrupt

I have several ol’ reliables:

Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”

Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”

Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”

Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”

There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.

“How can anybody eat at a time like this? The FlyingSquid is missing! Bush, SEARCH PARTY of three!”

Gotta be Dark Side -Alexia Evelyn right now.

Grant was special. I could write a novel just about him and his two younger brothers, and not make a single thing up.

One time, he proudly declared that we could drive over his head with a pickup truck, and all he needed was a throw pillow from the couch to avoid road burn.