Can you use a gym?

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And baby wipe shower first

A duvet cover

I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

This wouldn’t work because the moon is more than 300k km away :P

A perfectly rigid object would be usable as a tool of FTL communication

Would it though? I feel like the theoretical limit is still c

…get as much sleep as I humanly can, try to feed myself healthier food (and more regularly), develop my hobbies (mini painting, playing the bass, sketching, writing), re-establish a semblance of a social life by exploring the city and its options, spending more time with friends… Pretty much just living life.

That’s not nothing!

I think about leetspeak every time I notice the time is 13:37

I always get the impression the average user is a millennial

Simply break it into little pieces before cooking it. Bonus points if you do it in front of an Italian.

Well, nearly all. The hard disc bit at the one end isn’t really.

I don’t need to google it, it’s a great site

Why the lemon party hate >:(

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

Looks less reddity, which is good

I think you’re incorrectly assuming their age

and before this sounds creepy, I’m also a woman and not interested in relationships at all, plus she’s happily coupled

Where the hell are we at, as a society, that we feel the need for these kinda qualifiers?!

Kudos though OP :)

I see your dog episode of futurama, and I raise you the last brendan fraser episode of scrubs (2nd+ viewing)