I used to do a lot of traveling and slept in rest stops and 24 hour Walmart parking lots (they allow it, or at least used to). Here’s a little pro-tip for security. Run your front seatbelts down through the doors built in handles, across the seats and into the buckle. Pull it as tight as you can. If anyone picks the lock while you’re asleep they won’t be able to open the door. I never had it needed but I slept more soundly knowing that extra bit of security was in place. Outside of that, be sure you have more water than you need. Keep an unopened, sealed gallon that you never open, or rotate and replace as needed. Keep your batteries charged. I don’t play baseball but I’d travel with an old mitt and bat. Put a long sock over the end of your bat. It’ll give you an extra swing if needed. No shame in carrying mace/bear spray and a whistle, either. Keep a decent first aid kit, too, with a large bottle of rubbing alcohol. And rolls of toilet paper! Rest stops and port-o-potties aren’t always that clean. Rubbing alcohol on the toilet seats is a simple way to keep sanitary. Baby wipes are the best when you haven’t been able to shower for a minute. Enjoy your travels!

“ “ - Gordon Freeman (New dialogue found on beta disc)

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I’m using Apple Music currently. I’ve been listening to Discovery Station a lot recently and been turned on to more bands from the last 80 years than I could have imagined. It seems to use your regular listening habits to “discover” music that is similar yet brand new to me. When I get bored of a style I might remember something else I like to listen to and it will throw in that mix soon enough. Both impressive and scary at the same time.

My niece and nephew loved the “this guy” gag. What’s got two thumbs and thinks you’re the coolest? THIS GUY! and point to yourself with your thumbs.

🔥b00bs🔥 feel like bags of sand 💯

Grape stomp: ooooh owie owie

Take This Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck

Ah, yes. Mozzarella. Fruit of the udder.

Stop.

“Jesus juice”

“I know this ship like the back of my hand.”

You deserve good things in life.

Refurbished is not second hand. It’s an item that has been returned to the retailer for one reason or another and gone through thorough diagnosis for any existing issues and repaired. You can save money over “new” to buy something that you now know has been scrutinized. Sometimes there may be blemishes, but depending on the product that matters very little.

Hannibal

Peanut butter jelly time.

Wasn’t that the one with Tom Hanks and a cannibalistic volleyball? They had to trim it down for American audiences and changed most of the terror into “feel good”, but yeah, pretty sure that’s the one.

The movie V/H/S 2 pretty much combines your ideas in a short called “A Ride in the Park”