Where the hell did you go to see all that? I’ve lived in the US for half a century and never seen any of that. There are some states that need to figure out how to pave roads that will last more than 2 years, but many states have figured that out.

Mine will show “Spam” or “Telemarketer”, but there’s no way to stop it from ringing trough, outside of blocking each number afterward. I’d like to know who thought that just announcing spam was better than not letting it through.

I agree. Nazis are ok, but the Illinois Nazis are horrible.

It’s because of the napkin gnomes. Nobody can ever catch them.

Try making it legible. I can’t make out most of it because the characters are not clear and they are not lined up well enough to understand the flow. Maybe hire someone with better penmanship than you.

That could apply to almost anything in the news nowadays.

Looks like someone busted his window out. Sometimes you just have to do what you can do to get by.

I really don’t know what I’d do with a 1978 Ford LTD.

At least my search for penis enlargement systems and local hookers aren’t making Google money.

Yeah, we didn’t have cable in the 80s because there was no cable where we lived.

Holy crap! I didn’t know that. Now I have to start searching for it.

Whirled peas

When did it become a rule that you have to be a home owner to hand out candy on Halloween? Where I live, anyone can give out candy on Halloween, even renters and guests.

What about when my sense of apathy outweighs my sense of giving a shit?

Encyclopedia Brown

Dying

A politician

I hope you get banned for your hateful and biggoted comments. I also hate ranch on pizza, but I care about the underrepresented class of people who do. They are humans and deserve all the rights as you or I. I am appalled that this kind of blatant hatred still exists in 2023. You, sir (or ma’am, or whatever pronoun you prefer), are a loathsome person and I’m ashamed to be in the same species as you.

We can’t all be Jimmy.

I think I’m too tired. I thought you said to join a “luggage class”. For about 2 seconds I was trying to figure out how a luggage class would work.