KingJalopy

I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

Half and half is only fair. Trick or treat

Black licorice

This is the adult, “takes one to know one”

Who the hell is telling you that? I’ve been using moisturizers forever. People often ask my age then don’t believe it and I’m like lotion dude. Everyday. Care for your skin. Never been told I couldn’t.

That was my intro to Vonnegut and I rather enjoyed it. Enough to read more from him which is when I realized it wasn’t a great book.

You should see the movie. It stars nic cage and he did it as a favor to a friend. It’s fucking awful. funny thing though, my story is identical to yours. Had no idea until it was too late lol.

Mom divorced my abusive alcoholic father and married a man from England. I was 14 but she figured I had the maturity to know it would be ok if I stayed with him instead of moving to England with her and my brother. I was angry at her because I was 14 and dumb. She left me in the US and gave me no end of guilt for making my choice once a grew up a bit and realized I made a mistake. Once she and her husband moved back to Oklahoma I took a position in California and now I’m guilted for that at the age of 42 because she can’t see my daughter whom she never bothered to spend anytime with anyway because of her constant depression about having married another different kind of abusive man.

I was alive in the 80s and 90s. I prefer now. I’m nostalgic for those times but I don’t prefer them.

I’m sitting in my air conditioned house, watching not one, but 2 HD screens, one of which is playing cheers because I love that show and I can watch it all I want anytime I want. The other is my phone which is a absolute miracle of human achievement allowing me access to the sum of the worlds knowledge which I’m currently using to look at funny shit that amuses me. Also I didn’t move a finger to say any of that. I just said it and it typed it for me, correcting most of my mistakes. And you, who are reading this, might be literally anywhere on this planet right now. I also used my phone to order my food which was promptly brought to my home for my enjoyment.

The world certainly has a lot of shit aspects but on the whole, we are living in amazing times right now for those of us fortunate enough to be in a safe country.

The idiots are taking over

NOFX

I can see cross going for that

They’re both male so I’m assuming you were very ugly and bald at some point but now not quite as ugly and your hairline is …un-receding?

Jk

Adrien Brody.

I’m told, quite often, I look like him. Plus he’s a method actor or whatever do we would get to hang out which might be cool. He seems nice.

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don’t have to Google for you, I’m a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.

Ape together broke strong

Hold my koala, I’m going in!

Not all of us spend every waking hour scrolling Reddit you know. I haven’t seen it until now and you trying gatekeep this sub with your “repost” comments aren’t adding anything to the conversation. Go touch grass. It’s the green stuff, outside, in front of your mother’s house.

Downvoted.

Edit - I just realized I actually have seen this post before. This site is really going downhill ever since it got popular.

Edit edit - fixed typo

Ninja edit - fuck spez

I used to spend hours loading roms on my Nexus. Now I just spend hours removing Google from themselves