Toast Ghost!

Death finally feels meaningful! Yay!

As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.

Captain Jack is a fartface–barrrrffff…

Refresh me. Which classes can currently equip Gore-Tex?

Roll for initiative to attack the Easter Bunny.

Y’know, pair this thing with some fluorescent neon lights and you got some solid vaporwave vibes there. 😎

“Oh, lord. He’s made of bone.”