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And you can’t just dismiss all their worries, either. Seeing a military vessel in a civilian sector can be genuinely worrying for some crews that aren’t used to having converted ships around, especially if they’ve had encounters with pirates in the past. I get that, I really do, but I’m not trying to scare anyone here. I just want to drop off my cargo and leave, and this is already way more stressful for me than it needs to be.
“I cast longsword!”
“Does the paladin’s piss count as holy water?”
“You described the mech as being similar to a Gundam. So it’s a mobile suit? Does that mean I’m technically wearing it on my person?”
“Watch out for the ass-grabbing ghosts!”
“I struggle like a dog being given a pill.”
“No, don’t activate your telepathy! I don’t want your mind-herpes!”
“Wait, why is a duck that lays eggs named Mr. Quackers?” “Mr. Quackers can be whatever he wants!”
“I cast Prestidigitation and pee his pants.”
“Hey Nyarlathotep, wanna see something funny?”