Fuck no.

Because they’re fucking stupid.

Call themselves “patriots”-

Then actively support a rapist that shits on the constitution on a daily basis.

MaggotPlace

Oh thank goodness. I was low-key aggravated for a couple minutes.

The issue is the recipient is an ungrateful bitch.

wages for the working class have increased substantially

So they’re up to $0.01 per widget? That is substantial!

launching on October 21

Also, bridges for sale!

Is there no aspect of life that isn’t being completely shit upon and ruined by conservatives?

Any big box store, for sure. That shit will even warp days after you get it home.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome

Gotta break a few eggs, etc.

Yeah, it’s a little too late for that.

Tell Mr. Fuckstick to get his own fuckin body wash. Presumably he’s a grown-ass man and can do his own shopping.

This would be great, but the hard truth is this will get you executed in the street, and this country is no longer worth dying for.

It may reach a boiling point eventually, but for now, given the choice, I think I’d prefer to move house than be murdered by my own military.

That’s not Marathon. What a shitty end to a once-proud IP.

Best summation yet.

Can’t. Banned for a 3-month old post supporting Luigi.