Primal scream therapy. Great for keeping you awake. Plus it keeps terrified coworkers from bothering you at all ever.

“Byzantine Clerics must enter and exit all buildings through windows on the second Tuesday of the month. It is written.”

Claiming to have missed a message is ~1/4 of all the messages I send. I’m not about to provide proof that I’m lying.

He didn’t pay for a permit to do so. The police are there to protect capital, but under clearly-defined rules. Anyone who isn’t a fuckwit knows to pay the city its fees before doing something like this.

When JPMorgan Chase buys out a smaller bank, they apply for the permit in triplicate and pay all the fees, then make a donation to the Fraternal Order of Police. The cops then show up to attack protestors.