Tell me about it. There were so many more opportunities, but I figured I was being a gentlemen. I was just obtuse.

My wife and I hooked up a bit freshmen year in college and then drifted. She later pursued me. Her explanations about how oblivious I was that she wanted to come over and sleep with me are mind boggling in retrospect.

I’m glad you asked. Mind if I ask you how old are you, and where are you from?

Wow. You are an enormous, condescending ass.

This hits close to home because it reminds me of a time in my life. I, myself, am mentally ill and am disgusted that you think that asking if someone is ok is a problem or at all belittling to them.

People very much do not speak up when they need help. I know I didn’t.

Don’t be a dick.

As a former tobacco user as well, I will share something that I think we should enjoy.

I’ve been re-watching the X-files. I do occasionally let my 5 yo watch. So, the smoking man was in this one, and my kid actually asked what a cigarette was.

I’m so glad how we’ve changed smoking from common to my kid not even knowing what it is after around only 20 years.

Cool. Thanks.

It was the ellipsis that put me over the decision point.

Your responses strike me as someone who is going to harm themself or others.

It’s eerily familiar to me.

If you’re ok, can you say so?

Just say you’re not going to hurt yourself or anyone else.

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Please let me help. Where do you live?

As an anonymous Internet person, I want you to know that I care about you.

I also want you to know that I’ve gone through a lot of struggles, and I support you.

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Are you feeling ok? Can you share some more of your feelings?

Can you clarify this a bit more? I’m not understanding this yet.

Psst. That’s the joke.

I quickly responded to your question with no, but the only people who would do that are people who really want to answer questions.

In any case, I think you’re correct enough for this joke. At least some people really want to answer questions, and I have a questioning 5 yo.

No.

Every large city has atheist/agnostic/secular AA groups.

I’ll warm up the probulator.

I just noticed that I’m quite high, might change stuff tomorrow

Lol

Can you recommend a model?

I’ve always wanted one of my own and want to show my kid.

Vinegar is food, not medicine.

Consume it however you want.