Realtrain

And not even as a genericized term. (Google and Xerox HATE that they’re used as verbs.)

“Tweet” is only ever used to describe posting to Twitter. It’s a very unique position that’s about as ideal as it gets for a company brand.

I just realized that “Google Chat” and “Chat Messages” are to complete different things. Insane.

Do we have a magazine version of r/nottheonion?

That’s like asking Whirlpool and Kenmore to pay for water and sewer expansion.