You can tell because it has a goatee.
You can tell because it has a goatee.
You can’t fuck it up more so why not?
Put ads in the games to increase revenue.
Congratulations!
Do you not take vacations and work from home in your one bathroom place?
Having the intelligence to create technology but not enough intelligence to understand the implications.
If it’s under spiders can make a nest between the toilet paper and the wall so you’re wiping your ass or coochie with that.
Taco Bell fart during a blowjob.
Harambe was 2016, we shifted in 2010.
The Mandela Effect caused by running the Large Hadron Collider for the first time, shifting us into an alternate universe.
We should solve two problems here and install little pod homes for extra housing space.
Other people’s emotions give me diarrhea.
Upvotes or downvotes, it’s all the same to me.
It means you care enough to interact with my content.
You’ll discover ways to make money.
Trust me.
It’s the main two parts of the job actually.
The pizza has a minor role.
Yes, lots of drinking and drug in front of a pizza oven have fucked up better people than you.
Start heroin, it’s better then a full-time job.
Yeah it tastes good and also works as a zesty lube too.
Hellman’s for the win.
My prostate is so calloused it’s the only way I feel anything anymore.
A 26 and an eightball.