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I think the third time I watched was the worse viewing.

My parent’s sex tape that I watched last year.

I would like to be able to comment and vote on items on the modlog.

No they’re actually worse now.

You can’t have hookers without copious amounts of cocaine.

You shouldn’t judge a user by the length of their modlog.

I’ve never had a problem with that user either.

How to improvise a variety of explosive devices with household materials so I can DIY a Fourth of July party.

I had gas build up for three days one time and nothing I could do helped at all.

Forty-five seconds into yoga class and I blasted ass on the lululemon wearing milf behind me.

Incest tales: Sister and Mom is my favorite.

What’s next, loli hentai?

I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

What is a cake day?

I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

Can I send you a picture of my asshole and would you be able to divine the winning lottery numbers for me?

The large central instances that host a majority of the content here are operated by people with a talent for software, but do not display a degree of emotional intelligence I feel is required for responsible stewardship of a social media platform.

So you’re going back to fucking Reddit?

“Finally cancelling my Spotify subscription – why am I paying for a fuckass app that works worse than it did 10 years ago, while their CEO spends all my money on technofascist military fantasies?” said one user on X.

Delete your Twitter account too you twatwaffle.

Most of us MENSA members are also liberals.

Those are all part of making life worth living.