Gross storytime… Once when I was walking on the sidewalk to my apartment when it was pitch black outside, I stepped on something and heard a POP like when you used to blow up the little plastic sandwich baggies at lunch and pop them.
It was a slug. It had popped all over the sidewalk.
🤢🤮
The fact that you’re worried so much about it is probably one of the reasons why it hasn’t happened yet.
Honestly, depending on where you live, maybe you should just hire a prostitute. Get it over with and then it’s no longer an obstacle. Plus chances are your first time will be with someone who knows what they are doing, and I promise you, that makes a pretty big difference.