“You’re a boy!”

Lol

Yea, as some people have said, the fediverse and the threadiverse feel much more organic.

Also, no tracking by shady companies is a big selling point

fennec android enters the room

Death

Today I learned that God gave bald people the power to summon bears

You can actually use ISOs from most other distros to install it. I think the wiki even mentions it

Very true, what OP said barely matters nowadays but the features you listed definitely give Gentoo an edge over most other distros.

Also, we gotta shout out the sheer stability of gentoo and honestly having to compile system packages isnt that bad if you use flatpak.