The work in question (from the article):

I made bathtub potions! Body wash, shampoo, conditioner, shaving cream, gel, soaps of all kind!

I was hoping it would eventually result in a cool familiar… and one stormy night… it did! Found an awesome tabby cat hunkered down in our outdoor cat house, meant for our claimed claim.

He was hissing and screaming, and stupid me stuck my hand in there and pet him. He stopped being angry the second I touched him. Named him Sublime. It was a common sight to see me walking around the woods wearing him like a scarf. Loved that guy. Miss his dearly. Sweet angel.

There was a guy on cam sites who has a fetish involving American cheese slices, eg. covering body parts with it, etc.

Girls would get really excited when they came into their chat, as he was kind of like a cryptid sighting. He was super chill and professional and private forums would tell stories about their experiences with him. Lovingly admired by the community.

Involving unsuspecting & unconsenting people into your kink/fetish? That dude’s a fucking loser and should go away forever.

Shane, of course! Who tf gets jealous over Shane??

It’s funny in its own weird way! No worries.

I tried to show the game to my then-spouse, because I wanted him to play, too! He didn’t want to play “”“a lame girl game”“”.

Have a fun marathon!! And keep doing stuff together! (:

Imagine if Clint & Shane were combined.

It was baaaaaad lol

Lol nah it was the alcoholic. Ironically enough, the two of them were the most alike!

Wet moldy socks were a more appealing love interest.

My ex-spouse accused me of cheating on him.

…with a character in the video game.

…because I “clearly love him more that you love me!”

Whenever he’d be upset (for whatever reason), he would snap and say “Why don’t you go talk to the person you actually love??” before giving me the silent treatment until he needed something.

It was the beginning of the end.

Don’t miss it lol

EDIT: oh fuck, I forgot… he actually sold our PS4 containing the game/save file completely out of the blue a few months after his first accusation, without telling me first. The game in question was “Stardew Valley”. He was a shitty little man.

Buddy I hope we don’t live close.

You can’t eat guns.

“If you can’t make your own dopamine, store-bought is fine!” 💖

When my kid has a nice day

A cute plush

Crab rangoon

Seeing plants start to bloom

Friendly cats

Seeing someone embrace their curiosity about a subject

My stupid bearded dragon

Seeing someone clearly filled with joy

Younger people discovering a “retro” thing and thinking it’s “cool”

Being able to answer a question because you have the niche knowledge to do so

Someone who is genuinely awed by sometimes you put a lot of time / effort into

Eating a juicy, crunchy, delicious apple that hits that craving just right!

Seeing a cool bug

There’s more, but I’ll stop for now (but lmk if you need a continuation).

Okay so I’ve told this story before… completely changed my perspective on my beliefs.

One day, I was making food for my young one. He was maybe a bit over 2 years old? Maybe 3. Anyway, I made him food and said “anything you don’t eat, I’ll put into a baggie”.

He then asks “what’s a baggie?” I show him the sandwich baggies in the drawer and then explain that grocery bags can also be called “baggies”, say “see?” then showed him a plastic grocery bag from the cupboard.

His eyes get all wide then ge starts sobbing. Alarmed, I ask him what’s wrong and he sobs “No baggie!!! No baggie!!!” I asked him why and he says, still crying, “My old mommy… she put a baggie over my head and I died!” He then immediately stops crying, like nothing had happened, and went to play with his cars. I tried to coax him into repeating what he had just said, like “what? Hun, what do you mean? What did you say?” And he looked at me like I was bonkers and just said “huh?”, apparently not remembering what he had said moments before, even after I brought it up at multiple different times of the day.

All of this was completely out of character for him, and nothing like that ever happened again. He was never told about death or shown it in any media at that point or anything else like that, so I was baffled.

It definitely made me rethink my stance on things like reincarnation and stuff like that. It was… too strange. Never could explain it.

—sees a woman in a game store—

“Ummmm is she lost?” —scoff—

—laugh track plays—

Unironically actually in the show.

Gave birth.

Nah. Fearless Leader & Boris Badanov.

I was a child who had been SA’d by an adult man. The adults around me told me to pray for forgiveness. I was 12.

Years later, I went to get a visitor’s pass to visit a friend at my old Christian school. They aggressively denied me entrance.

I don’t like beer or most alcohol, so I have a drink maybe a few times per year.

One single alcohol is enough to get me tipsy, and we are similar in dimensions.

Have fun on your date!! (:

Tell them it’s your shot-chalice!