It’s at least 7 sessions unless you’re constantly dropping hints. Parties are stupid, I found the map in the goblin fort but I don’t think we ever looked at it.

To be fair we did have two goblins tied to ropes that we were using to check for traps.

My party is about to meet a young crystal dragon that is very much going to be an annoyingly clingy dog.

I believe antimemes being memes is a meme.

We’ve been here before

Wait, what took the air away?

This is me but replace will with Karlach and Astarion with Shadowheart.

Until she suddenly doesn’t. Yay character development!

I’m seeing a lot of “acting on a not-a-hint is way too dangerous” comments. I’m curious as to what you think acting on a hint is. They almost never mean “let’s make start boning with no further communication”.

Just ask “are you flirting with me?”

It’s not in the quarry. It’s in an expected spot, but the DM will throw random stones (possibly even a magical one) at them for a few sessions.

In a single stroke? With 1d4 damage?

If you have a wizard in your party, I guess.

I asked Pratchett’s ghost. He said it didn’t matter.

Judging from dialogue options it applies to the MC too.

My character is a straight dude, but every other talk option to Wyll is “I want to bone you”

For some reason my brain replaced the hyphen with a comma, very different message.

Yeah my scrawny ass flew up that thing then let go from to top to fall into the big fluffy mat

As a DM I would probably assume the player was fucking with me (because that’s the mood in my friend groups)

But my response would be something like ‘fine, but realize not every adventure will be wheelchair accessible, you could hardly take a wheelchair into a goblin cave. The world is not naturally kind to disabled people and this world will not be adjusted for you character’

ELDRITCH BLAST

Ah UK English, that explains that. Sounds slightly sexual in American English.

“A rod you made for your own back”

Ummmm, that’s that’s an interesting turn of phrasr

I haven’t seen other people report this, but for me if you click on comments then hit back it won’t take you to the page you clicked on the comment link from, but rather the previous one. So if I was on page 2, go into comments then click’ back’ I’d end up on page 1.