My dad faked having brain cancer when I was 9 to cover up a drug problem. He sent me to live with my mom to party while I believed he was on the brink of death.

We have a strained relationship now.

I used to love Simpsons Wrestling, because I didn’t know any better. I think I was too young to really grasp the concept of a “bad game” yet.

Its still fun to spin up in a nostalgic sort of way.

Makes you come across a little aggressive

You can also just smack the edge of the lid with the back of a knife a few times for the same effect.

These don’t look too dissimilar to things I’d doodle when I was 6. Interesting how kids always kinda draw the same.

I get mine from Soulseek. I can usually find what I’m looking for.

There’s a self-hosted option for Torrentio that I admittedly haven’t set up but am saving for when it inevitably becomes useless

I worked with a ‘McCool’

He said introducing himself was a pickup line

You can get a Z Flip 3 for like $300 on eBay.

I think people that see these numbers as low does not realize that tons of people don’t work in front of a screen full-time, and the average would include children and the elderly

It’s crazy how everyone is suddenly in favour of IP law.

I wish this existed. I figure it’s a matter of time before someone develops a ML solution.

I usually just try to hunt down bootleg feeds. I can usually find one, or a Patreon feed that someone has shared.

Not to mention the overwhelming amounts of unimaginable suffering you would see.

Yeah, edited

I can’t even think of a meme that 4chan hasn’t come up with in the past decade (new racial slurs don’t count)

Back in 2009 they were the bleeding edge for shitposts though

Edit: am illiterate

I also choose this guy’s overused jokes.

We definitely have similar taste.

You’d probably like ‘The City & The City’ by China Mieville

This combined with the other guy’s “get a proper night’s rest” is a tough one. I always try to read for a half hour, but end up getting absorbed and reading for 1 1/2 to 2 hours. I think I need to start reading drier books.

That game is awesome. I still boot it up every couple years.

I don’t even need great graphics, just use modern CPU power to ramp up the simulation complexity and that’s an easy buy from me. Probably won’t happen though, it was pretty niche even for it’s time. It wasn’t really even a game, just a piece of software that was fun to mess around with.

What a weird thread to bring eugenics into.