Duke Nukem Forever had wall-tits that you would slap and they give you health, and I’m pretty much going to remember that forever

That makes me a sad panda

Didn’t have a way to legally secede from Britain

Yes

Fucking perkopolification of the discount landscape yet again

We like when she makes food experiments and makes her husband taste test them

At least you know you’ll be learning Chinese as spoken by the Chinese

Plex sucks the butt

Are they paying the original creators?

I bought this book before as an gift

I agree

i am inclined to agree with everything your robot servant said

Lol $100 games haha

Seems kinda wasteful

All currency is a scam, I’ll stick to trading sex for food

Ha! Ha! And yet, it’s all YIFY files!

OG Megaupload was end of an era when it came to streaming shit for free

We all eat plastic these days, it’s the modern thing to do, like huffing lead in days of yore.

Who’s to say it’s dumb? I am not one to presume. Besides, my cats are really smart. They catch moths and everything. Please don’t refer to my kitties as dumb…that hurts my feelings

I’m reminded of a few nonhumans whom I know!

They’re called cats, and they similarly eat a lot of plastic.

Like a pretentious teenager getting off on the smell of their own farts