I’d read this book / watch this show.

The unassuming, nerdy werewolf. Gets picked on by the jocks for being a werewolf, until one of them needs a math tutor in order to play in the next big game and reluctantly gets help from Ashen, the werewolf and an unlikely friendship blossoms.

Just bought a bunch of bird seed because a bunch of birds were scavenging in my front yard.

I’m gonna have bird friends soon!

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

Yeah. My true friends know why I disintegrate into a swarm of ravens and they are the only ones I care about knowing anyway.