This some Coralline shit

The best example of this is Disney.

For a potential chance at Vera Farmiga I’ll take it.

Well played.

Gotta get that deep clean in the shower ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This just makes me think of doodle god.

The only time I ever did was with Microsoft years ago on the Xbox 360.

I bought a game online then a couple days later it kept telling me I didn’t own the game but they still took my money. So I called customer service and after being transferred for the 6th time I finally lost my shit. I explained multiple times that I’m not angry with the rep but that this whole situation was completely unacceptable and it either needs fixed immediately or I’m trashing my Xbox and buying a Playstation.

They gave me a full refund and let me keep the game.

That’s fair. I’m not even tryna play devils advocate here just bringing up differences in laws by state

Depends on the state. In ohio the age of consent is 16 with parental approval.

I’m a professional social media browser.

I think I’d actually kill myself.

Just fyi it’s Josh Brolin not John but I understand the mistake.

Job: Cook

Person: Manager

“No one wants to work anymore”

No one ever wanted to work motherfucker. That’s why we’re fucking paid to be here. If you weren’t paying us we wouldn’t fucking be here. But you pay us the bare fucking minimum and expect us to work like we’re paid immense luxury wages.

Take a sandy brick and insert it as a suppository.

That would actually make an interesting combat mechanic. You have to maintain concentration on not making any sound. The bigger the mime’d object or the higher complexity the more concentration is required.

I work in food and the amount of customers that act like every mistake is a personal attack is wild.

If you actually think someone is deliberately messing up your food you need to just stop going there entirely.

Just because you don’t understand something within the first 5 seconds doesn’t mean it’s stupid.

Also information changes on a daily basis. Just because someone gave you different information than what you were taught doesn’t mean they were taught wrong. Look it up.

The bear would eat women alive while they simp for an actual killer.

White Knuckles by Five Finger Death Punch

Is that supposed to be Michael Myers in the background?

There isn’t one.

The fact that any of us are alive at all is a cosmic fluke.

You can try to make one if you want but it’ll only hold meaning to you. Isn’t that good enough?