41, software dev, kids, marriage, punk/metal/hiphop, center to left politically, video games, Halloween enthusiast, scale RC trucks, Rams fan, love nerdy things, comics, ninja turtles, X-Men, Legos, theme parks, a good poop.
The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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Cake day: June 30th, 2023
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Made this a while ago https://youtube.com/shorts/4A1nisJxKm8?si=55qps-K-eGIt-F0l
5·7 months agoIt’s like they want to go out of business
25·7 months agoAgreed. For a team of no less than 4 years in federal “pound me in the ass” prison for being a very BAD person.
6·7 months agoFree repec my self. Want to take all the work I put into my current career and relocate it somewhere else.
I was fully prepared for the experience from my teens. My first thought was “that loaded way too fast.”
32·9 months agoWell that’s some thorny insight.
5·9 months agoBattle Toads was life.
60k student debt that I can’t afford to lay
Omg those look so real. Ugh… The legs are perfect. I hate it. Great job.
Roll me into operating room. Think it was an IV drip, I was pretty scared. They are nice and talking to me about random stuff. They let me.knownthey are going to give me something to put me out. I feel a nice little high for a second. They ask me one more question and… Boom I’m in recovery talking gibberish to a nice lady telling her I miss my wife. No pain yet, but I felt physically uncomfortable. I could tell someone had been digging around in my guts. Was so happy to see my wife when she came in. They said I took a while to regain consciousness. I guess they wanted me fully coherent before letting her see me. Anyway, the whole going under was easy. Felt like… Nothing.
The pain meds, that sucked. I thought I could just stop talking them once I felt like the pain was gone. Whoa, it felt scary. Like a hallucination without seeing anything. I cut them in half and slowly backed off.
I failed D.A.R.E and they made me watch the ceremony of all the other kid’s graduations. I just wasn’t interested in drugs.
Skins for winamp!
10·1 year agoMy non-foldable phones seem to break often enough. For the price, I’m not willing to introduce another physical feature to my phone that can break. They are certainly cool though. I’d love to have one. Not willing to risk it for the price.
Gorillas throwing that poop emoji 💩 everywhere