And that’s fine, some people like canned static. I happen to like deep fried bull testicles

Crt TV static in a can

According to Valve itself Half Life 3 doesn’t exist because they are out of ideas, Valve has always been a clan of tech wizards rather than writers

Hulking hurler warhulk probably

I am stealing that mmand name for tabletop

If you hate turn based games why do you buy them? It’s like if I bought COD and complained about everything being too fast and the lack of civ building mechanics

First one was before the Solar system finished forming, no life, it was also the size of Mars. The Moon is a combination of matter from that object and matter thrown up from Earth. Second one was tiny by comparison and we actually are pretty sure we found the crater

Or a Mass Effect scale RPG

I just wish pf2e wasn’t so scared of certain things, I miss my melee monster alchemists

My man Tenser, he’ll carry your stuff and help you get dramatically swole for short periods.

Exactly, lesser restoration is a spell 5th level clerics can cast, it won’t be super common but every temple should have someone in charge at that level at least. I’m not saying it’s impossible for people to be blind or otherwise have physical dysfunctions but magic on the scale dnd assumes means there will be lower rates of it. Did the player overreact? Yes, but he wasn’t 100% wrong

Don’t worry, you’ll get there, my first actual pen and paper game was Palladium’s Rifts and Heroes Unlimited and I turned out mostly ok. Got a strange craving for GURPS though

And keep in mind 5e is shallower than most did editions