TragicNotCute

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

Oh jeez, I totally missed that. Sneaky

Hard to beat “25 for free”. How many avocados does a person need?

Tell ya what, that’s a good lookin stick.

Slayer on top, slay on bottom

I’m doing my part too!

Love the bong rip clouds wafting out of the tower.

“Those non-magic bastards didn’t appreciate my levitating platypus or rats. Let’s see how they like a unicorn comin’ at em’”

Dystopian AF

When an attack happens at night, you need to decide:

• Are you going to the shelter to get a sleepless night somewhere in a basement or in the subway?
• Or are you going to stay in bed as long as possible to get some sleep, because you need to go to work tomorrow?

Yes you’ve seen wizards levitate a platypus, but what about several rats?! Behold!

I get ya. I decide what to wear in the morning based on the temp that day and which colors might attract wasps (if it’s warm enough for them to be out). Heaven forbid a butterfly sneak up on me while I’m out, because I’m gonna momentarily lose my shit.

I thought he was on the femboy breeding college instance 🤔

Amazon literally runs a Mechanical Turk service, so it’s pretty on brand.

You’d think the media might figure out not to give publicity to “hate influencers”. Jfc

I didn’t go down the road of finding his political donations, but I think that would be a very interesting data point.

Here’s what the prosecutor had to say:

Wice said he had been “besieged by a torrent of phone calls” from people who have “expressed their monumental displeasure with the fact that these cases are being resolved with a pretrial intervention.” Touting the restitution Paxton now owes to his alleged victims, Wice said it was more important to secure justice for them than to pursue prison time for Paxton, which he said should only be a priority if the defendant poses a threat to public safety.

“I appreciate your concern,” Wice said of those criticizing the outcome. “With all due respect, your truth is not the truth. You know one half of 1 percent of what [fellow prosecutor] Mr. [Jed] Silverman and I know about the facts of these cases. And the fact that all of these people have registered their monumental displeasure with what happened in these cases, I submit, probably should have been directed at the ballot box.”

I’m not sure I understand his angle here. Is 271k of restitution more important than holding Texas’ top law enforcement official responsible for crimes he’s charged with?

Basically tied.

The Economist is tracking the contest. Here you can find the latest polls, though it should be noted that pre-election polls have limited predictive power for the final result until the end of the summer in an election year.

This entire thread sucks and is breaking the rule about being respectful. Please stop.

Implying that those who disagree with you are subhuman is right out of the fascism playbook and it’s definitely not being respectful of others. You can hold that opinion and you can even broadcast it widely on the internet. The rules in this community says to be respectful of others and that by it’s very definition is not. I’m not interested in arguing further, and I’m definitely not interesting in talking geopolitics with you. I want you to be respectful of others and if you can’t, I’ll remove the content and ban you from the community. If others are not being respectful, report them and I’ll review that too.

I don’t care about the content of what you are talking about. The community rules say to be respectful of others. And you aren’t. I asked you to stop but you want to argue.