TragicNotCute

Gave it a shot this weekend after seeing a piece about it on Friday. Generally I thought it was OK. The match making kind of sucks and it took me a number of “quick play” attempts until I was actually able to play.

Gameplay was fun, if not a bit frustrating. I got completely smoked by a couple of people and it felt like they had deep knowledge of the maps which was tough to counter.

All in all, for the price, it’s worth a pickup.

So wrong. I liked seeing your picture of the slug, I don’t see many slugs or snails around here at all. Thanks for sharing

I’ve literally never had it with fries. Perhaps obvious, but it’s my go to for any kind of Asian noodle or fried rice.

Not the topic at hand but,

it seems Americans hate the idea of installing any third-party messaging apps

For me, I can talk to literally everyone I want to via the stock messaging app (iMessage in this case). I get no value from installing a second messaging app for a specific human or two.

Almost certainly. The facial ID is good enough that US customs didn’t even want to see my passport. Just a photo was enough to let me back in the country. I even significantly changed my hair between departure and arrival. Shit is scary.

I should call her

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

Oh jeez, I totally missed that. Sneaky

Hard to beat “25 for free”. How many avocados does a person need?

Tell ya what, that’s a good lookin stick.

Slayer on top, slay on bottom

I’m doing my part too!

Love the bong rip clouds wafting out of the tower.

“Those non-magic bastards didn’t appreciate my levitating platypus or rats. Let’s see how they like a unicorn comin’ at em’”

Dystopian AF

When an attack happens at night, you need to decide:

• Are you going to the shelter to get a sleepless night somewhere in a basement or in the subway?
• Or are you going to stay in bed as long as possible to get some sleep, because you need to go to work tomorrow?

Yes you’ve seen wizards levitate a platypus, but what about several rats?! Behold!

I get ya. I decide what to wear in the morning based on the temp that day and which colors might attract wasps (if it’s warm enough for them to be out). Heaven forbid a butterfly sneak up on me while I’m out, because I’m gonna momentarily lose my shit.

I thought he was on the femboy breeding college instance 🤔

Amazon literally runs a Mechanical Turk service, so it’s pretty on brand.

You’d think the media might figure out not to give publicity to “hate influencers”. Jfc