Stick.

In a duel between 2 people, if both take the rock, both will be hit by rocks. If 1 person has the stick and the other has the rock, one person has a chance, however small, to deflect the rock and hit the unarmed assailant.

If both take the stick, get a camera.

The better joke ☝️

Star Wars A New Hope is a great example of all the standard tropes. The Refusal Of The Call is when Obi-Wan gets the message from Leia, and Luke makes up excuses for why he can’t go. After that, they head back, only to find the destroyed Sand Crawler, and Luke has his Death Of Innocence moment when he finds the bodies of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

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Yes! Dragon Slayer is mine! High-five!

“A hole is a hole.”

• D&D Third Edition

A dumpster in the back with Harvey Weinstein, Danny Masterson, Dan Schneider, etc.

Plot idea: the ancient Martians are actually all descendants of Musk, and all have names like €π~®§àm. They’re gray due to inbreeding

They’re not even in jars. They’re there to observe.