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Dammit… Thank you for sharing this.
Dammit… Thank you for sharing this.
I just lost The Game?
Ooh, neat! I didn’t know there was a fediverse version of Tumblr. Thanks for sharing!!
That cute little mascot is just gosh darn precious!
Hell yeah! This comment is spot-on and it totally rocks and so do you.
Oh my goodness, I’m listening to a cover of Lola by The Kinks (that repeatedly says “La la la lo-Lola,” in case you’re not familiar with it) when I saw your comment and username! What a neat coincidence.
Is your username choice a reference to that song, by any chance?
That is exactly what my first thought was lol
and there’s also Stoned at Work by Shockwire
These were just the first two songs to pop in my head.
Oooh, interesting! I bet that’s yummy!
Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!
Thank you, sincerely!
I sure did! :) Thanks for sharing with us.
Sounds like !chat@beehaw.org (hopefully I wrote that tag correctly!) would be a good fit. I hope to read about your experience there! :) It’s not a fun feeling, having something happen and wanting to tell people about it but not really having a good person/people to tell.
Chicken Parmesan for sure. or a chicken sandwich with cheese on it. BLECH!
I’m in the kitchen.
Yams everywhere.
(YAMS!)
Another favorite of mine from him is:
I’m dangerous, like a fire in a nursing home
I’m the Wayne Gretzky of sexual stuff.
I’m the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
I’m the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
I’m the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
I’m the Helen Keller of having sex.
No, wait … that’s a bad example.
Why did my penis cross the road?
To get to the other ….
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
I want to have sex with your vagina (uhh)
Vagina (what) … vagina (what) …
E=MC Vagina
I’ve got a present for you right here.
Actually, it’s not a present …
It’s my penis and I like to call it The Spear
Cause spears are long and hard, just like my penis!
Fuck yeah! Good on ya :)
Hey now. There’s no need to be a shitty, ableist asshole.
Would you mind sharing a link to it here if it’s not any trouble? (Or your handle if that’s easier for you) I’m always looking for new stuff to check out and new people to follow on Mastodon