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10 days agoThe paladin



The paladin



Providing energy absorption 10000yrs into the future, even at the edge of a subduction zone. No more plate tectonics for you.
Elaborate. I’d like to hear your opinions on why.
Day training and rescue. You could probably get AI and a robot to teach Pavlovian conditioning in a controlled environment (screen shows symbol, dog gives appropriate response, machine dispenses treat), but behavior modification, leash training in different environments, manners, social conditioning around other dogs/people/animals? A substantial number of humans can’t even train their own dogs to sit, much less behave in public. That’s why I have a job.
Sir Molotov of Cocktail.

Right? It’s clearly stated in the lore about what they bring to the party.
I mean, when I saw them the singer had a strap-on flamethrower and later spanked the keyboardist’s bare ass with a jizzing dildo. I don’t think they’re unaware they have a gooner theme.