“People were complaining that I sent them to fetch me a sandwich every five minutes, so we listened to their complaints and next game, the player character will have no legs and thus not be able to move anymore.”
You now have a one-quest-long window to do these three steps in order otherwise you will never be able to complete this quest line due to missing out on the item that’s only available if you use this specific thingamajig on the other thingamajig in the hidden room. There isn’t any indication of that in the entire game, except that some quest will never ever finish and be stuck on the vague “find x things” stage forever. If you google how to finish the quest in thirty hours of game time, you’re just SoL. Better luck next run.
What exactly is the “role” one is playing here? Diviner? Psychic reading the game dev’s mind?
When cars encounter predators they cannot outrun in the wild, they sometimes shed a tire and maybe an axle to distract their enemy. Don’t worry, I believe they grow back in time.
Two bananas.
Player: “Are you sure that you are a real leprechaun?”
Chad Jibbity: “What, are you implying that I am merely a magically animated automaton stringing words together according to a complicated set of rules? Certainly not, I am a very real riddle leprechaun!”
takes a hearty bite out of a juicy tennis sock
Player: ಠ_ಠ
I won’t stop you :)
One session after that, they find out that the continental cartel has had decades to entrench their position on the market and can and will field all the manpower that dozens of diamond-producing national branches can field in order to regain control of one lost national mining branch. Two sessions later, the alchemist is the one who knocks.
Next episode: The gang secure themselves a mine to gain a steady supply of blood diamonds.
Should still be somewhere. Maybe in the carpet or the sofa…
In order to legally classify Biden as an insurrectionist, they’d have to come up with hare-brained legal gymnastics and then they’d need, like, a majority in the supreme court to rubber-stamp their…
oh.
The nice lady who plugs the connections at the post office would give a telemarketer a stern talking-to and that’s that.
Cat Paladin: “Rogue!”
Cat Paladin: : “ROGUE!”
Rogue: “What?”
Cat Paladin: “Unlock this door.”
Rogue: “Why, what’s in there?”
Cat Paladin: “Just unlock the door.”
Rogue: “Okay.” unlocks door
Cat Paladin: sits in door frame
Cat Paladin: continues to sit in door frame
Rogue: “…”
Cat Paladin: sits in door frame a bit more
Cat Paladin: “You know what? Nevermind.” turns back
I still have the download running from when they made me redownload the whole thing last time.
140 gigs required aside the already present installation? Larian really doesn’t like it when I have anything other than BG3 on my hard drive. But I guess it has been weeks since they made me redownload the whole thing. Once again.
Yeah, once you’ve given the app permission to snoop out all your data, they have what they came for and don’t need you to keep it any longer.
No, it’ll be running THAT cave from DA2 over and over, but this time in different colours!